Zombie Burger + Bird
300 East Grand Avenue, Des Moines, IA 50309
Salads
Drinks
GoreMet Bashed Burgers®
Appetizers
Sides
Kids
Shakes
Standard / Spiked with alcohol or 3mg THC/CBD (21+)
GoreMet Bashed Burgers®
ZOMBIE BURGER
American cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion, Zombie sauce
THE CREMATOR
ghost pepper cheese, onion rings, fried jalapeño, chipotle mayo, house hot sauce
THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBARA
'two grilled-cheese-sandwich' bun, American cheese, caramelized onion, bacon, Zombie sauce
RAYGUN
Monterey Jack, fried jalapeño, caramelized onion, bacon, guacamole, chipotle mayo
DAWN OF THE DEAD
bacon, egg*, American cheese, red onion, mayo
THE WALKING CHED
breaded + deep fried macaroni + cheese bun, bacon, Cheddar cheese, caramelized + red onion, macaroni + cheese, mayo
PLANET TERROR
BBQ sauce, bacon, Cheddar cheese, caramelized onion, ranch dressing
UNDEAD ELVIS
peanut butter, fried bananas, bacon, American cheese, egg*, mayo
ARMY OF DARKNESS
coney chili, American cheese, onion, pickle
TRAILER TRASH ZOMBIE
American cheese, fried pickle, chicken fried bacon, cheese curds, ranch dressing
JUAN OF THE DEAD
green chile + cheese croquette, Monterey Jack cheese, caramelized onion, chipotle mayo
SARAH'S REVENGE
Monterey Jack cheese, bacon, caramelized onions, fried jalapeño, red onion, horseradish sauce
OKIE DOKIE
smashed patty with shaved yellow onion, American cheese, pickle, Zombie sauce
CHEESEBURGER
American cheese, red onion, pickle, ketchup, mayo
THE NEGAN
ZB Veggie Nut patty, vegan bun, vegan chipotle mayo, guacamole, caramelized onion, lettuce, tomato, red onion (vegan)
THE POULTRYGEIST
hand-breaded + fried chicken, pickle, lettuce, mayo
STUNTMAN MIKE'S CHICKEN SANDWICH
Nashville hot chicken, Cheddar cheese, coleslaw, pickles
HELLDORADO
Hot honey BBQ-dipped chicken, jack cheese, bacon, hot honey mayo
BACKWOODS
Sweet Heat BBQ-dipped chicken, Cheddar cheese, onion rings, ranch dressing
MALVADO DIABLO
fried chicken breast, fried pork belly, pepper jack cheese, pickled jalapeño, lime mayo
ZOMBIE SEOUL
fried chicken breast, Swiss cheese, kimchi, pickled jalapeño slaw, sesame mayo
ARGENTO’S PARM
fried chicken breast, mozzarella cheese, fried cheese curds, spicy marinara, butter garlic parmesan sauce
LUCILLE
fried chicken breast, fried pork belly, American cheese, caramelized onion, Zombie sauce
Baskets
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CHICKEN STRIP BASKET
handed-breaded + fried chicken breast, French fries and choice of dipping sauce (ranch, Buffalo, BBQ)
CHICKEN NUGGET BASKET
hand-breaded + fried chicken breast, French fries and choice of dipping sauce (ranch, Buffalo, BBQ)
ZB WINGS BASKET
battered bone-in chicken wings with choice of sauce (buffalo, Stuntman, hot honey BBQ, sweet heat BBQ) with ranch dressing and French fries
Soylent Greens
HOUSE SALAD
roasted corn, edamame, cucumber, tomato, red onion, red wine vinaigrette
ZOMBIE SALAD
dried cranberries, pecans, red onion, gorgonzola, raspberry balsamic dressing
SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD
grilled chicken, guacamole, red onion, tomato, fried jalapeño, Cheddar cheese, chipotle ranch
DD CHICKEN SALAD
choice of grilled or fried chicken, tomato, bacon, creamy parmesan dressing
FRIED BRUSSELS SPROUTS
GOAT CHEESE + JALAPEÑO POPPERS
with raspberry chipotle sauce
CRISPY FRIED PICKLES
FRY BASKET
with house-made dipping sauce
FRIED CHEESE CURDS
GAMERA TOTS
with cheese sauce, fried egg*, kimchi, Kaiju chile crunch, scallions
ZOMBIE NACHOS
flour tortilla chips, shredded pork, Cheddar cheese, guacamole, salsa, pico de gallo, sour cream
THREE LITTLE PIGS AS TOLD BY THE WOLF
flour tortilla chips, pulled pork, ham, bacon, cheese sauce, Cheddar, sour cream, pico de gallo, guacamole
FIRESCRISP ZILLA DROPS
fried chicken + lemongrass dumplings tossed in Kaiju chile crunch; served with gyoza dipping sauce
FRIES
SWEET POTATO FRIES
with ranch
KAIJU TOTS
tossed with Togarashi spice; with shoyu ranch
MAC + CHEESE
LOADED FRIES
sour cream, bacon, green onion, cheddar, cheese sauce
CHEESE FRIES
with Cheddar cheese sauce
G.B.B.C. FRIES
topped with garlic, bacon and blue cheese
ZOMBIE POUTINE
topped with cheese curds and gravy, available vegetarian
ONION RINGS
CONEY CHILI
topped with Cheddar cheese + onion
VEGETARIAN CHILI
topped with Cheddar cheese, sour cream + onion, available vegan
CHILI CHEESE FRIES
*available vegetarian
*available vegetarian
HAMBURGER
Served with choice of fries or small side salad
CHICKEN STRIPS
Served with choice of fries or small side salad
GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH
Served with choice of fries or small side salad
GRILLED CHEESE
Served with choice of fries or small side salad
CHOCOLATE CAKE
Chocolate ice cream, chocolate cake mix
ZOMBIE BRIDE WEDDING CAKE
vanilla ice cream, yellow cake mix
2 SWIRLS
vanilla ice cream, chocolate cake batter, peanut butter, graham cracker crumbs
HUMAN CENTIPEACH
vanilla ice cream, peach purée, white cake batter, graham cracker crumbs
COOKIES + CAKE
vanilla ice cream, Oreo pieces, chocolate cake batter, white cake batter, whipped cream
ZOMBIE UNICORN
vanilla ice cream, marshmallow cream, Fruity Pebbles
+ Tequila Rose Strawberry Cream
CRUNCH BERRY
vanilla ice cream, Crunch Berries
REESE'S PUFFS
vanilla ice cream, Reese's Puffs cereal, peanut butter
CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH
vanilla ice cream, Cinnamon Toast Crunch
CHOCOLATE NUTELLA MARSHMALLOW
chocolate ice cream
+ RumChata Cream Liqueur
ZOMBIE JOE
vanilla ice cream, jet fuel coffee syrup, whipped cream
+ Kahlúa Coffee Liqueur
STRAWBERRY
vanilla ice cream
chocolate ice cream
PEANUT BUTTER BANANA
vanilla ice cream
+ Crème de Banana Liqueur
S'MORE
chocolate ice cream, graham cracker, marshmallow cream
Floats
COKE FLOAT
vanilla ice cream
vanilla ice cream
ROOT BEER FLOAT
vanilla ice cream
Draft Beer
BARNTOWN - FAIR NERDS
Shandy. 12oz. 5.0% (IA)
Shandy. 12oz. 5.0% (IA)
3 FLOYDS - ZOMBIE DUST
Pale Ale. 12oz. 6.5% (IN)
Pale Ale. 12oz. 6.5% (IN)
WARPIGS - FOGGY GEEZER
Hazy IPA. 16oz. 7.3% (IN)
Hazy IPA. 16oz. 7.3% (IN)
BUSCH LIGHT
Lager. 16oz. 4.1% (MO)
Lager. 16oz. 4.1% (MO)
GARAGE BEER - CLASSIC LIME
Lime Lager. 16oz. 4.0% (OH)
Lime Lager. 16oz. 4.0% (OH)
SINGLESPEED - TIP THE COW
Espresso Stout. 16oz. 6.2% (IA)
Espresso Stout. 16oz. 6.2% (IA)
ODELL - BLACKBERRY SIPPIN PRETTY
Fruited Sour. 16oz. 4.5% (CO)
Fruited Sour. 16oz. 4.5% (CO)
OLD TAVERN
Light Lager. 16oz. 4.2% (IA)
Light Lager. 16oz. 4.2% (IA)
FIRESTONE WALKER - PIVO PILLS
Pilsner. 16oz. 5.3% (CA)
Pilsner. 16oz. 5.3% (CA)
BLAKES - IMPERIAL STRAWBERRY BLUSH
Imperial Cider. 12oz. 8.0% (MI)
Imperial Cider. 12oz. 8.0% (MI)
BIG GROVE - CITRUS SURFER
Citrus Wheat Ale. 16oz. 4.8% (IA)
Cocktails
NEGRONI
Beefeater, Campari, sweet vermouth
MARTIN’S MARTINI
Beefeater, dry vermouth, orange bitters
SATURN 3
Beefeater, orgeat, falernum, passion fruit, lemon
ZOMBIE ZOMBIE
rum blend, Gran Gala, cherry liqueur, Zombie juice
MOSCOW MULE
Ketel One, ginger beer, lime juice
COSMOPOLITAN
Ketel One, Gran Gala, cranberry juice, lime juice
BLOODY MARY
Ketel One, house bloody mary mix
OLD FASHIONED
Templeton Rye, simple syrup, Angostura bitters
JORGE’S MARGARITA
Exotico Blanca, Gran Gala, house sour mix
PALOMA
Exotico blanco, lime juice, grapefruit soda
RANCH WATER
Exotico blanco, lime juice, club soda
TOXIC PUNCH
vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, orange juice, Sprite; with glow cubes, citrus wheel and cherry skewer (minimum two people)
RED RUM RUNNER
light rum, coconut rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, grenadine, Sprite, overproof rum float; with pineapple and cherry garnish (minimum two people)
THC DRINKS
PAPA SHANGO
lime, coconut milk, zombie juice, pineapple chamoy cotton candy and Nostalgia Maui Wowee THC Seltzer. N/A. 4mg THC, 4mg CBD
KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE
lemon, basil, strawberry purée, blue raspberry cotton candy and Nostalgia Cotton Clouds THC Seltzer. N/A. 4mg THC, 4mg CBD
THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING GUMMY
vanilla ice cream, vanilla bean, grape syrup; topped with whipped cream and purple gummy bears and Happy Can Purp Slurp THC Soda to pour over. N/A. 4mg THC, 4mg CBD
BREWTAL FLOAT
vanilla ice cream, vanilla bean; topped with whipped cream and Happy Can Root Brew THC Soda to pour over. N/A. 4mg THC, 4mg CBD
Bottles & Cans
MICHELOB ULTRA
12oz, 4.2%
COORS BANQUET
12oz, 5.0%
COORS LIGHT
16oz, 4.2%
MILLER LITE
16oz, 4.2%
BUD LIGHT
16oz, 4.3%
CORONA EXTRA
12oz, 4.6%
BUDWEISER
16oz, 5.0%
SHINER BOCK
Dark Lager, 12oz, 4.4%
STELLA ARTOIS
Pale Lager, 12oz, 5.0%
EXILE RUTHIE
Gold Lager, 16oz, 5.2%