Trailer Park After Dark
835 5th Avenue, San Diego, CA 92101
Menu
Soda
Coke, Sprite, Diet Coke, Ginger Ale, Mt Dew, or Squirt
Red Bull or Sugar-Free Red Bull
NA Beer
IPA or Michelob Ultra Zero
Mocktails
Juice
Cranberry, orange, grapefruit, or pineapple
Ginger Beer
CBD Seltzer 25mg
Willie' Dont Cum in da Hot Tub!
Shot of coconut rum, Trailer Park Vodka & a splash of Irish cream
Jello Shot
Vodka and cherry Jello, 1.5oz
Dickle my Pickle
A shot of Dickel Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey served with a pickle juice back
Woodbridge Chardonnay 6.3oz can
Woodbridge Cabernet 6.3oz can
Archer Roose Sparkling White Wine 8.4oz can
Archer Roose Sauvignon Blanc 8.4oz
Archer Roose Pinot Noir 8.4oz can
White Claw Tall Can 19.2oz
5% ABV
Surfside
4.5% ABV
Long Drink Sugar Free Tall Can 19.2oz
5% ABV
High Noon Vodka or Tequila Seltzer 12oz
4.7% ABV
Happy Dad Big Poppa Tall Can 24oz
5% ABV
Cutwater Espresso Martini 12oz
13% ABV
Beatbox 11.2oz
11.1% ABV
PBR 24oz Tall Can
Michelob Ultra Tall
Guinness Stout 14oz
Cider
Busch Light
Modelo
Miller High Life
Mickeys
Coors Banquet
Budweiser 40oz
Mini Keg 5L Heineken
Buzzballz Biggies 1.75L
11.1% ABV
Ur Cousin Larry
Watertown Coconut Whiskey, sweet vermouth, and bitters
Trump Dew
Redneck Riviera Whiskey, Orange Vodka, Mt. Dew, and Cotton Candy Toupee
Tramp Stamp
Hideout Peach Vodka, Hideout Orange Vodka, lemon juice, simple syrup, topped with Sprite & a cherry gummy
Titos n Vodka
Texas Titos Vodka, club soda & lime
Tijuana Taint Tickler
Ghost Blanco Spicy Tequila, triple sec, simple syrup, lime juice with Tajin rim
Romantic Explosion
Tres Paraguas Silver Tequila, lemon juice, Squirt, topped with Pop Rocks
Redneck Margarita
Silver tequila, lime juice and Mountain Dew
Put Some South In YO'Mouth
Dirty Monkey Banana Peanut Butter Whiskey, Coke & a fistful of peanuts
Murica f@$k Yeah!
American Born Peach Bourbon, simple syrup, lemon juice, and bitters
Mexican Mullet
Smirnoff Tamarind Vodka, raspberry liqueur, lime juice, club soda with a Tajin rim
John Daly
Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka, lemon juice, simple syrup
Honkey Donkey
Galan Reposado Tequila, ginger beer, bitters, and lime juice
Get 'Er Done!
Svedka Pineapple Mango Vodka, mango puree, lime juice & Sprite
American Pie
Apple Pie Whiskey, pineapple juice & a splash of cranberry
Twisted Hard Iced Tea
8% ABV
Stone Buenaveza Lager
4.2% ABV
Society Harlot Blonde Ale
5.7% ABV
Second Chance Hazy IPA Fluffy Tangerine Cloud
7.2% ABV
Mother Earth Cali Creamin' Cream Ale
5% ABV
Maui Brew Pineapple Mania Wheat
5% ABV
Karl Strauss Red Trolley Red Ale
5.8% ABV
Coronado Weekend Vibes IPA
6.8% ABV
Bud Light
4.2% ABV
Ale Smith 394 Pale Ale
6% ABV
Ice Cream Sandwich
Rice crispy treats and vanilla ice cream & sprinkles
Granny Dentures
Red apple slices, peanut butter, & marshmallows
Cotton Candy Ball
B.Y.O. Campfire Smores
Build your own smores (serves 4)
The Wedgie
Iceberg wedge, blue cheese dressing, bacon & tomato
No Fly in My Soup
Bowl of tomato soup or chili served with sourdough toast
Cobb Salad
Iceberg lettuce, hard boiled egg, blue cheese crumbles and tomato, add bacon +$3, add chicken +$4
The Big Dog
1/2 pound hot dog. Add chili & onion +$1, add cheese +$1, add bacon +$2, add jalapeno +$0.50
Sloppy Joe Dirt
Traditional sloppy joe sliders topped with pickle
Single Wide Burger + Bag of Chips
1/3 pound burger, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & special sauce, add bacon +$3
Nightly TV Dinner Special
Choice of Mom the Meatloaf or Finger Lickin' Fried Chicken, served with mashed potatoes n gravy, mixed veggies, dessert brownie, and a Jello shot (limited number available, no substitutions)
Double Wide Burger + Bag of Chips
Two 1/3 pound burger patties, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle & special sauce, add bacon +$3
Cluck'ed Up Chicken Sandwich + Bag of Chips
Two fried chicken strips, Dirty Sauce (combination of buffalo and ranch), add bacon +$3
Truck Stop Frito Pie
Fritos, chili, cheese sauce, and chopped onion
Tater Tot Taco
Topped with cheese, lettuce, and house-made salsa. Add guacamole +$2, make it Trashy with hot Cheetos +$0.50
Salty Balls
Salted soft pretzel balls served with house cheese sauce & house honey mustard
Piggy Sticks
Bacon, cheddar & Swiss on sourdough served with a side of tomato soup
Nacho Libre
Nachos with cheese, your choice of protein, chili, jalapeño, pico de gallo, and sour cream. Add guacamole +$2
Messy Tots
Chili, cheese sauce, onion
Kitchen Sink Tots
Cheese sauce, bacon, onion, tomato, jalapeño, drizzled in BBQ sauce
Hot Tots
Tater tots served with BBQ and Ranch
Grilled Cheese Sticks
Cheddar & Swiss on sourdough served with a side of tomato soup
Don't Talk Mac
Three cheese mac n cheese, add bacon +$2
Chicken that got Choked
Dry-rubbed wings tossed in a choice of buffalo or bbq sauce
Border Wall Tacos
Choose from chicken, carne asada, or carnitas. Topped with pico de gallo and house-made salsa
Woodbridge, Chardonnay 6.3oz Can
Archer Roose Sauvignon Blanc 8.4 oz
White Claw Tall Can 19.2 oz
5%
*Mini Keg 5L Heineken
*Buzzballz Biggies 1.75L
11.1%