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509 North Wells Street, Chicago, IL 60654
Menu
Crispy Buffalo Wrap
fried chicken, purple + green leaf lettuce, beefsteak tomato, carrot, ranch or blue cheese
Mediterranean Wrap
grilled za’atar chicken, avocado, beefsteak tomato, pickled red onion, hummus, feta, tzatziki
Side Chick
crispy southern style fried chicken breast, pickle, nv sauce
Grilled Chicken
marinated breast, nueske bacon, swiss, lettuce, beefsteak tomato, nv sauce
NV Burger
100% certified black angus blend of ribeye, chuck & brisket, white cheddar, american cheese, lettuce, beefsteak tomato, onion, pickle, lemon garlic aioli
House Salad
grape tomato, red onion, carrot, sunflower seeds, submarine dressing
Sesame Ginger
purple + green leaf lettuce, red pepper, scallion, carrot, pea shoot, cashew, sesame ginger dressing
Chopped Salad
purple + green leaf lettuce, neuske bacon, egg, cucumber, grape tomato, carrot, ditalini pasta, blue cheese dressing + crumbles
NV Wings
one full pound of fresh (never frozen) jayce farm chicken wings — bbq, house buffalo, or lemon pepper
BBQ Jackfruit Sliders
BBQ Jackfruit, cashew pear slaw
Steak Sliders
grilled hangar steak, provolone, garlic confit, horseradish cream
Buffalo Chicken Egg Rolls
grilled chicken, gruyere, cilantro, ranch or blue cheese
Birria Egg Rolls
8-hour braised beef, oaxaca cheese, cilantro, onion, consume, charred lime
Fry Basket
curly russet fries, NV Sauce, ketchup
Buffalo Cauliflower
charred florets, red pepper buffalo sauce, toasted cashews
Charred Brussel Sprouts
nueske bacon lardons, fig balsamic reduction, lemon zest
Pretzel-Crusted Chicken Tenders
agave mustard, housemade ranch
Sides
sh*tty diner hashbrowns • nueske bacon • eggs • chef martin's sausage links
Mimosas & Bloodies
Egg Roll Flight
(1 of each) Classic: scrambled egg, pork sausage, sh*tty diner hashbrowns, cheddar jack cheese, green onion, maple sriracha aioli Breakfast Italian Beef: scrambled egg, italian beef, jp grazianos giardiniera, sweet peppers, mozzarella, beef jus Chocolate Banana Egg Roll: banana, brown sugar, caramel, cinnamon, chocolate drizzle, crème anglaise, whipped cream, powdered sugar
Mini Avocado Toast
(4 per order) fresh prosciutto di parma, house made guacamole, pickled red onion, everything bagel seasoning
Steak & Eggs
hangar steak, jp grazianos giardiniera, sunny side eggs, sh*tty diner hashbrowns
Veggie Omelet
portobello mushrooms, spinach, red pepper, green onion, swiss, sh*tty diner hashbrowns
Breakfast Sandwich
scrambled egg, nueske bacon, sharp american, tomato, avocado, lemon garlic aioli, sh*tty diner hashbrowns
Breakfast Quesadilla
birria scramble, oaxaca cheese, cilantro, onion, guacamole, pico de gallo, chipotle crema
2020 Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon, Napa Valley. Ca
available in 1oz, 3oz, and 5oz pours
2019 Dominus Bordeaux/cabernet Blend, Napa Valley, Ca
available in 1oz, 3oz, and 5oz pours
2019 Quintessa Bordeaux/cabernet Blend, Napa Valley, Ca
this precise vintage earned the perfect score of 100 points from wine enthusiast available in 1oz, 3oz, and 5oz pours
Trumer Pils
Modelo
Michelob Ultra Light
Kona Big Wave
Guinness
Goose Island 312
Funkytown Apa
Bud Light
Two Bros Praire Path Ale (Gluten Removed)
Three Floyds Gumballhead
Stella Artois
Shiner Bock
Revolution Anti-Hero Ipa
Heineken
Half Acre Daisy Cutter Ipa
Goose Island Neon Beer Hug
Deschutes Fresh Squeezed Ipa
Corona
Cigar City Maduro Brown Ale
Bud Heavy
Blake’s Hard Cider Triple Jam
Amstel Light
Allagash White
2021 Federalist Cabernet
lodi, california
2019 Charles Krug Cabernet Sauvignon
napa valley, ca
2019 Spellbound Merlot
napa valley, ca
2021 Firesteed Pinot Noir
willamette valley, or
2021 Hangtime Pinot Noir
carneros, ca
2021 Hampton Water Rose
languedoc, france
2021 Chalk Hill Chardonnay
sonoma coast, ca
2021 Unshackled Sauvignon Blanc by Prisoner Wine Co.
napa valley, ca
2021 Caposaldo Pinot Grigio
veneto, italy
Nv Moet Imperial Rose Champagne
epernay, france — 187ml
Nv Moet Imperial Brut Champagne
epernay, france — 187ml
Nv Valdo Brut Prosecco
veneto, italy
Nutrl Seltzer
assorted flavors
Loverboy Lemon Tea
High Noon Seltzer
assorted flavors
Mixed Feelings
ron zacapa rum, coconut, lime, pineapple, banana, demarera
I'm Offended
angels envy bourbon, montenegro amaro, blackberry, lemon, mint
Old & Fashionable
woodinville bourbon, chocolate bitters, banana, banana chips
It's Complicated
stoli vanilla, strawberry reduction, lime juice, egg white
Granny Panties
makers mark, alchemist apple spice, apple cider, demerea
Milk of the Poppy
1800 reposado tequila, rumchata, cantera negra coffee liqueur, vanilla
Do Not Disturb
dos hombres mezcal, green chartreuse, maraschino liqueur, lime
This F*cks
1800 silver tequila, aperol, watermelon, lime, rosemary, tajin
Silver Lining
bombay sapphire gin, blueberry, lemon, sage, prosecco float
Picture Me
grey goose white peach & rosemary, watermelon, lemon, mint
Dime Piece
riazul plato tequila, pear, lemon, cinnamon
Pretzel Crusted Chicken Tenders
agave mustard, housemade ranch